my personal assistant

Once I started working from home, I decided I could really benefit from an assistant. I went through a tedious hiring process, interviewing candidate after candidate, but finally found an assistant that I felt was right for the job...

He started out okay. Updating me on my daily to-do list every morning... Taking notes... And overall, being very focused on the task at hand. However... lately, I've been noticing some disapproving behavior from my new assistant.

For one, he's been drinking way too much Dr. Pepper, usually causing a massive sugar crash in the afternoon.

He's been caught sleeping on the job on numerous occasions.

I've even had recent complaints about his poor customer service.

I've thought about hiring a new assistant, but I'm not sure that I could find another one that would work solely for cat food and a little love and attention...